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Everybody Was F_______ But Me
Filthy McNasty
Jericho Jones, Johnny "Pee Wee" Blaine, Johnny Blaine, Johnny Rebel, Pee Wee Trayhan, Tommy Todd
Advisory: The following lyrics contain explicit language that may be offensive to some.

I thought I'd go down to a little whorehouse
On the other side of town
My spirits were low, and my passion was high
I needed a trick to lay down
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The music was loud, and so was the crowd
And dense smoke filled the place
I called for a beer to build up some cheer
And you'll never believe what I faced!
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There were asses and balls, with grunts and catcalls
Comin' from every direction
With all of the yellin', I started swellin'
And got myself an erection
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Now, I'd gone in there for some pussy
But all of the pussies were took
And everybody was fuckin'
And I had to sit there and look!
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Everybody was... fuckin' but me!
Everybody was... havin' some fun!
There I sat in misery
Because, everybody was... fuckin' but me!
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The bartender was screwin' the barmaid
Keepin' time with the music machine
And old Charley Brown had Sally Lou down
In a position that I'd never seen
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And little 'Grunt-The Runt' was doing his thing
With big, fat Fannie Mae
And even Reverend Bob was doing a job
On a sweet little bitch named Kay!
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And old 'Hook-The Crook' was layin' a gal
On a table made for pool
It damn near scared me half to death when I...
Got a look at his tool!
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They were playin' a game called "Tiger!"
Man, that game was neat!
He'd moan, and howl... and she'd fart, and growl
And then he'd throw her the meat!
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Everybody was... fuckin' but me!
Everybody was... havin' some fun!
There I sat in misery
Because, everybody was... fuckin' but me!
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Now, all at once I heard a scream
And you won't believe what I found!
Old 'Dangerous Dan' had shot his load
And the doggone bed broke down!
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And I gazed a little further
And saw to my surprise
The Chief of Police was gettin' a piece
Right before my very eyes!
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Now, I wanted a piece of pussy so bad
I was about to go berserk!
I saw asses humpin', and asses pumpin'
And my nuts were starting to hurt!
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My hormones were havin' a spasm
There was fire burnin' in my crotch
Everybody was having orgasms
And all I could do was watch!
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Everybody was... fuckin' but me!
Everybody was... havin' some fun!
There I sat in misery
Because, everybody was... fuckin' but me!
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Now I've told my story
And brother it's no lie!
I'll never go back to that fuckin' place!
And here's the reason why!
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Everybody was... fuckin' but me!
Everybody was... havin' some fun!
There I sat in misery
Because, everybody was... fuckin' but me!
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Man, nobody paid any attention to me!
They was all hooked up... and hung up
And there I sat!... with a hard-on!...
I mean, brother... a bona-fide gut-wrencher!
All four inches of that sucker stickin' straight up!
so hard a cat couldn't scratch it!
I felt like a one-legged man in an
ass-kickin' contest!
I reckon I could....

Added by: FrancisMorin, December 30, 2017 at 01:14am
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